treasure that friend who’ll yell nonsense sounds at you until you’re both gibbering back and forth like ancient humanity at the tower of babel. love the friend u can make eye contact with before saying some absolute jackshit inside joke you share at the same time and collapsing in entirely unnecessary fits of laughter. acknowledge how lucky you are to have someone you can text at 3am in the morning when you’re on a tangent of a tangent on your bullshit and NEED to blabber incoherently about it to someone or you’ll explode. don’t take for granted the people you know you can talk to about literally anything without fear of judgement or disinterest. because people like that? they’re few and far between.
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again
and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.
I don’t see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve
Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know
That’s great but have you considered
~cosplay
~Halloween costumes
~acting
~cosplay
~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces
~cosplay
~cosplay
~COSPLAY
“When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve.”
This person speaks to my soul.
COSPLAY
But, imagine someone threatening your friends/the one you love, and you turn into a lion or something, so the person threatening them knows it’s you and when you see them again they’ll just be like “OH SHIT.”
Gender fluid people would be able to get out of bed and say ‘I want to be a guy today’ and then they just shift into their male body.
Trans people coming out to their parents by just shifting into a female/male body randomly while watching tv.
Are people gonna mention drake texting and fraternising with minors since R.Kelly is on everyone’s lips or are we gonna keep laughing about it?
What Millie brown said was EXACTLY the same thing what Aaliyah said in that interview
Drake is veryyyy, VERY problematic. That his “good guy” persona is all bullshit. There have also been numerous women that have accused him of not using protection and forcing them to have abortions when they got pregnant.
But people will gloss over it because the women are mostly black “instagram thots”, “video vixens” and “strippers” and when that documentary comes out in 20 years, everybody is gonna be acting shocked, including his team🙄.
